PG Finds Two People Who Can Code In Arc – Hands Over HN and Scoots off


In what can only be described as a stroke of blind luck, PG finally found two people who can code in Arc, and before the innocent folks could realize what was going on, PG had handed over the HN codebase and scooted off. The two coders were part of the recent celebrations of Arc hitting a major milestone (Read: Arc Hits A New Milestone: 10 Programmers More...

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By junior On Tuesday, March 25th, 2014

Fed Up With Dead-Slow Internet on iMac, Apple Fan Changes His Middle Name To ‘Idiot’

“This is the latest iMac in the market, and I have a 20 Mbps connection and the latest versions of all browsers – and web pages are loading in less than dial-up speeds. I sure must be an idiot – More...

By junior On Tuesday, March 18th, 2014

Dropbox Reps Giving Away ‘Store Online, Earn Money’ Cards In NY Subway Stations

SVChronicle reporters today spotted quite a few folks with Dropbox T-Shirts giving away some cards that actually gave users 1 TB in storage online, plus an additional 10 dollars in cash for doing so. When our puzzled More...

By junior On Thursday, March 6th, 2014

Hundreds of 10X Engineers Found Hiding On Wall Street

“Oh there you are!” was the reaction of the investigative team charged with finding all the 10X engineers missing from Silicon Valley. Hundreds of these engineers have been found hiding on Wall Street, More...

By junior On Saturday, February 22nd, 2014

Kevin Systrom Diagnosed With Ctrl-Z Syndrome

Kevin Systrom, the founder of Instagram (that was sold to Facebook for a cool billion dollars) has been diagnosed with a reasonably new syndrome called ‘Ctrl-Z Syndrome’, according to sources. “Well, More...

By junior On Wednesday, February 12th, 2014

Amazon’s New Drones To Deliver Profits

Amazon is on a roll. Just a few weeks after the drone-delivery demo that took the technology world by storm, the retailer is in the news again for drones – but this tine, the drones will reportedly deliver More...

By junior On Sunday, December 8th, 2013

Man Insists He Will Pay In Coins, Thrown Out of Restaurant

In a strange incident in Los Angeles today, a 35 year old man was reportedly thrown out of a fine dining restaurant after he insisted that he can only pay the bill in crypto currencies (a.k.a coins). “The More...

By junior On Thursday, December 5th, 2013

Greenspan’s Bitcoin Comment Triggers An Algo Trading Frenzy

Multiple trading algorithms have reportedly fired no-limit Bitcoin buy orders in real time, based on Greenspan’s use of the word ‘bubble’. The humans in the market are thrilled as well. “That More...

By junior On Tuesday, December 3rd, 2013

Coinspotting: The Newest Game In The Valley

When it comes to defining technology trends, no place on earth can beat Silicon Valley. Most of these world changing concepts start off as small, fun stuff (remember “setting up my twtr”? ) So when More...

By junior On Saturday, October 26th, 2013

Meet ‘Dial-In’: An App That Represents You in Conference Calls

This is a genius idea. Silly Labs today introduced an amazing app called ‘Dial-In’ that you can configure to dial in and participate in all your conference calls. The app promises to represent you on More...