Published On: Fri, Aug 16th, 2013

Steve Jobs Actually Lived For 150 Years

Academic researchers at the University of Waterloo have confirmed that Steve Jobs actually lived for 150 years. “Based on the fact that everyone seems to have an experience with Steve Jobs, and the fact that he has created not one, not two, not three but many products and industries, we have strong reasons to believe that this person definitely lived for much more than 56 years”.

“He started when he was 20 years old. So given the fact that he had been involved in every font and color and shape and advertisement and product design and everything else, we know that the ’56 years’ thing is just not true. Everyone seems to say Steve called me and asked me to change the font color, Steve called me and asked me to increase the font size etc. Based on our research of the volume of data available, he has definitely lived for more than 150 years” the paper concluded.

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Steve Jobs Actually Lived For 150 Years