Microsoft: Pirated Software Sales (also) Hit An All Time Low

Jubilations at Microsoft headquarters to celebrate record low piracy numbers were cut short abruptly when the executive management team finally realized that the right way to interpret the news was not as a success More...

Ballmer To Elon Musk: ‘Hyperloop Is No Match To Our Infinite Loop’

In an open technology challenge, Steve Ballmer predicted that the new Hyperloop concept from Elon Musk would be no match to the pleasure and efficiency gains that people experience when using Microsoft Office products. More...

Microsoft Celebrates 100th Windows Azure Customer

‘Developers, Developers, Developers’ – Steve Ballmer broke into a wild dance on stage last night, at a function to celebrate a big milestone for Windows Azure (Microsoft’s Cloud Offering)– signing More...