Now, An App To Say Hello To Your Next-Door Neighbour
A really solid pain point has been addressed finally – HellioNow help you to identify who your next door neighbor is, and say Hello. HellioNow uses patent pending neighbor-locate technology to identify the neighbor More...
Tech Executive Fired For Not Using ‘Big Data’ In Three Consecutive Meetings
John Swimmer got the shock of his life when he came to know that he was being fired for not using the term ‘Big Data’ in three consecutive meetings. “I never knew they kept count of these kinds of things” More...
Microsoft: Pirated Software Sales (also) Hit An All Time Low
Jubilations at Microsoft headquarters to celebrate record low piracy numbers were cut short abruptly when the executive management team finally realized that the right way to interpret the news was not as a success More...
Social Network For ‘Capellini Lovers In Supai, Arizona’ Launched
“It is all about connecting and sharing” Ken Mayword, the founder of the brand new social network for ‘Capellini lovers in Supai’ announced. The three members who had gathered for the launch, More...
BigData Analysis Reveals That Coffee And Sugar Are Bought Together
After running their complex mathematical models on terrabytes of data, Big data scientists working on a Research project for the country’s largest retail chain, have published their conclusions. “One More...
Ballmer To Elon Musk: ‘Hyperloop Is No Match To Our Infinite Loop’
In an open technology challenge, Steve Ballmer predicted that the new Hyperloop concept from Elon Musk would be no match to the pleasure and efficiency gains that people experience when using Microsoft Office products. More...
Programmer Trying To Learn Objective-C Breaks His Macbook Pro Into 12 Pieces
In a development that has come as a surprise to many of his close friends, James Merrymaker threw his Macbook Pro on the floor with such force, that it broke into 12 pieces. “He is a cool guy – generally More...
Merriam-Webster Sues Business Insider For Misuse of The Word ‘Everything’
In a move that could just be the beginning of a series of lawsuits, gossip blog BusinessInsider has been sued by Merriam-Webster dictionary for misusing the word ‘Everything’. “Take today’s More...
Amazon Renames ‘Earnings Call’ To ‘Revenue Call’
Amazon today became the first company in the history of corporate America to hit half-a trillion dollars in annual revenue. “We attribute this success to the vision and execution of our growth-first strategy” More...
Arc Hits A New Milestone: 10 Programmers Worldwide
John Sullivan was pleasantly surprised to receive an email congratulating him on becoming the 10th programmer in the world who can code in Arc. “I had just started exploring this since I heard that it is like More...