Breakthrough: Mathematicians Estimate Amazon’s ‘Long Term’

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A group of elite mathematicians have finally solved a problem that has puzzled millions of investors for about two decades now. “It took us about four years to get here, but man does it feel good” John Calculus, the lead mathematician, told SVChronicle. “I was working on the P versus NP problem for about 10 years before moving onto More...

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