Breaking: Money Moving Around In Silicon Valley Not United States Dollars

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Highly placed sources investigating the recent news around funding, valuation and salaries in Silicon Valley have shared some stunning information with SVChronicle. “It’s not USDs – we promise” the chief of investigations told our SVChronicle reporter, confirming what we had suspected all along. “Yes, they call it dollars More...

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