Breaking: Money Moving Around In Silicon Valley Not United States Dollars


Highly placed sources investigating the recent news around funding, valuation and salaries in Silicon Valley have shared some stunning information with SVChronicle. “It’s not USDs – we promise” the chief of investigations told our SVChronicle reporter, confirming what we had suspected all along. “Yes, they call it dollars More...

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By junior On Tuesday, March 25th, 2014

Fed Up With Dead-Slow Internet on iMac, Apple Fan Changes His Middle Name To ‘Idiot’

“This is the latest iMac in the market, and I have a 20 Mbps connection and the latest versions of all browsers – and web pages are loading in less than dial-up speeds. I sure must be an idiot – More...

By junior On Wednesday, March 19th, 2014

SVChronicle Exclusive: Snapchat’s Shark Tank Pitch

SVChronicle has gained exclusive access to an episode of Shark Tank that was shot but not aired – one in which Snapchat was looking for money from the sharks. It was a surprisingly short pitch and SVChronicle More...

By junior On Thursday, January 2nd, 2014

And Now, (YourName)Coin

Well, this had to happen. Silicon Valley based Coinsoft Technologies is offering an instant ‘Create your own coin’ software bundle that users can buy for 99.99 USDs, and use it to create a crypto-currency More...

By junior On Thursday, October 31st, 2013

SVChronicle Exclusive: Bitcoin Pricing Call

Here is a scoop that would make Kara Swisher cry with envy: SVChronicle has managed to obtain the transcript of this week’s Bitcoin pricing call, reproduced in its entirety below. Jim: “Hello everyone More...

By junior On Saturday, August 17th, 2013

College Graduate Realizes That ‘Six Figure Life’ Refers To His Student Loan

Jim Collyer, a recent college graduate, realized something very important – that when people have been referring to a ‘six figure life’ for college graduates, all along, they have been referring More...

By junior On Monday, August 12th, 2013
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Google Executive Fails To Notice Missing Zeros In His Pay

Mountain View, CA: Sundaresan, who had left Microsoft to work at Google two years back, was visibly embarrassed to admit to his family and friends during a party this Friday night that he had just realized that More...