Tech Enthusiast Reminisces About The Day He Saw Bitcoin At 10 Cents
“I mean, I was sitting in the same chair – but now my cash is still in the same Bank of America Account, unchanged!” John Regretman told SVChronicle. “I was doing my hourly routine of checking out HN, and I am pretty sure I saw this thing, installed some software called a Wallet etc” John, who was a software developer More...
Fed Up With Dead-Slow Internet on iMac, Apple Fan Changes His Middle Name To ‘Idiot’
“This is the latest iMac in the market, and I have a 20 Mbps connection and the latest versions of all browsers – and web pages are loading in less than dial-up speeds. I sure must be an idiot – More...
Twenty More Satoshis Waiting For Reporters To Turn Up
“This is the last item on my checklist” a visibly excited Satoshi Nakamoto told SVChronicle, as he hung up the phone on a Reporter as soon as the Reporter asked about Bitcoin. “I have asked all More...
Hundreds of 10X Engineers Found Hiding On Wall Street
“Oh there you are!” was the reaction of the investigative team charged with finding all the 10X engineers missing from Silicon Valley. Hundreds of these engineers have been found hiding on Wall Street, More...
Naming Standards Proposal: ‘The Republican Radio Button’
A controversial name has been recommended to be used for describing a relatively rare UI pattern. Typically in most UI patterns with selection choices, the option to select ‘Yes’ comes first, and is generally More...
Ballmer To Elon Musk: ‘Hyperloop Is No Match To Our Infinite Loop’
In an open technology challenge, Steve Ballmer predicted that the new Hyperloop concept from Elon Musk would be no match to the pleasure and efficiency gains that people experience when using Microsoft Office products. More...
Programmer Trying To Learn Objective-C Breaks His Macbook Pro Into 12 Pieces
In a development that has come as a surprise to many of his close friends, James Merrymaker threw his Macbook Pro on the floor with such force, that it broke into 12 pieces. “He is a cool guy – generally More...
Arc Hits A New Milestone: 10 Programmers Worldwide
John Sullivan was pleasantly surprised to receive an email congratulating him on becoming the 10th programmer in the world who can code in Arc. “I had just started exploring this since I heard that it is like More...