In what is being perceived as a controversial move, the Santa Clara county today served a notice to all its residents above 30 to evacuate the area, unless they have a net worth of 5 Million dollars or more. “Truth stinks sometimes, but honestly, if you are above 30 and have not managed to fool Marissa or Page or Zuck with an app or a website yet, what’s the point?” asked the Mayor at a Press conference announcing the decision.

“As a matter of fact, we are helping all these old people who are above 30 years. In programming terms, “age > 30 && networth < 5 Mn ? loser" here. All we are saying is this - just get out of this place and save yourself from all those 'hey look at that loser' stares" he concluded. The Mayor was joined by Peter Thiel and Marc Andreessen at the Press conference.