Highly placed sources investigating the recent news around funding, valuation and salaries in Silicon Valley have shared some stunning information with SVChronicle. “It’s not USDs – we promise” the chief of investigations told our SVChronicle reporter, confirming what we had suspected all along. “Yes, they call it dollars – the same way you call that paper currency that you use when you play Monopoly” the chief confirmed. “But that is not the only source of confusion – it is some 10x to 100x the numbers you see in the rest of the country – that is when we started the investigation” he concluded.

Meantime, SVChronicle learns from reliable sources that Kevin has fast recovered from his Ctrl-Z syndrome, and has been tracking this investigation with a lot of interest.