Microsoft: Pirated Software Sales (also) Hit An All Time Low
Jubilations at Microsoft headquarters to celebrate record low piracy numbers were cut short abruptly when the executive management team finally realized that the right way to interpret the news was not as a success of their anti-piracy programs, but as an indication that people are not buying even pirated copies of Microsoft software.
“They even canceled the Pizzas they had ordered to celebrate the event” a disappointed Microsoft employee said, opening up Gmail on his iPad.