After running their complex mathematical models on terrabytes of data, Big data scientists working on a Research project for the country’s largest retail chain, have published their conclusions.

“One breakthrough we have right now, is our finding that Coffee and Sugar are frequently bought together. The mathematical correlation is big enough for us to arrive at that conclusion with a very high confidence. We are in the process of publishing more of these results, so watch this space” a report from the Big data lab said.