Apple Investing In Black Magic To Get Product Ideas From Steve Jobs
Realizing that the product pipeline is more or less empty, Apple is using some of its huge cash pile to do something useful – try Black Magic to get some new product ideas from Steve Jobs. Apple sources told SVChronicle that the Black Magic idea was suggested at an All-Hands meet after employees discovered that Apple’s product pipeline More...
Inability To Spot Air Bubbles In Broad Daylight To Be Called ‘Andreessen Syndrome’
The American Medical Association has finally agreed upon a name for a behavior that many patients, particularly in California exhibit – genuine trouble in spotting air bubbles, even in broad daylight. The More...
ConMen arrested for cheating VCs by setting up Garages In SFO Bay Area
SFO Police have arrested a group of four people on charges of cheating venture capitalists into giving them money in the form of ‘investment’ by setting up Garages in different neighborhoods. “They More...
Tim Cook Modifying Last Year’s Slides For September 10
“It’s basically the same thing, just a new color maybe and some millimeters added here and there for the iPhones and iPads – and yes, some display changes” Tim Cook was heard instructing More...
Corporate IT Team Runs Out Of TLAs (Three Letter Acronyms)
The corporate IT team of a Fortune 500 corporate today admitted that it has exhausted all possible combinations of three letters in the alphabet – all 17,576 combinations have already been used as acronyms More...
Executives Walk Out Of Wrong Meeting Room After 2 Hours
“It was more or less similar – you know, sort of how you feel when you use Microsoft products” John Casey told SVChronicle, explaining the incident that has caused quite some embarrassment to the More...
LinkedIn Overflowing With ‘Potty Trained’ Endorsements
LinkedIn’s move to add toddlers to the professional network has resulted in at least one unintended consequence so far: there have been 4 million endorsements for ‘Potty Trained’ toddlers. “We More...
Sarah Lacy’s New Book: ‘Twice You Are Good, Thrice You Are Stupid’
Sarah Lacy, founder of PandoDaily and well-known author of the book on serial entrepreneurs ‘Once You Are Lucky, Twice You Are Good’ is working on a new book titled ‘Twice You Are Good, Thrice You Are Stupid’. More...
Microsoft: Pirated Software Sales (also) Hit An All Time Low
Jubilations at Microsoft headquarters to celebrate record low piracy numbers were cut short abruptly when the executive management team finally realized that the right way to interpret the news was not as a success More...
3 Year Old Admits To Clicking On Facebook Mobile Ads ‘Non-Stop’
Jordan Valley, OR: John Drummer, the three year old son of Patrick Drummer, has confirmed that he has been clicking on the mobile ads shown in the Facebook app on his dad’s iPhone, non-stop. And he has gone More...