Breaking: Money Moving Around In Silicon Valley Not United States Dollars
Highly placed sources investigating the recent news around funding, valuation and salaries in Silicon Valley have shared some stunning information with SVChronicle. “It’s not USDs – we promise” the chief of investigations told our SVChronicle reporter, confirming what we had suspected all along. “Yes, they call it dollars More...
Fed Up With Dead-Slow Internet on iMac, Apple Fan Changes His Middle Name To ‘Idiot’
“This is the latest iMac in the market, and I have a 20 Mbps connection and the latest versions of all browsers – and web pages are loading in less than dial-up speeds. I sure must be an idiot – More...
SVChronicle Exclusive: Snapchat’s Shark Tank Pitch
SVChronicle has gained exclusive access to an episode of Shark Tank that was shot but not aired – one in which Snapchat was looking for money from the sharks. It was a surprisingly short pitch and SVChronicle More...
And Now, (YourName)Coin
Well, this had to happen. Silicon Valley based Coinsoft Technologies is offering an instant ‘Create your own coin’ software bundle that users can buy for 99.99 USDs, and use it to create a crypto-currency More...
SVChronicle Exclusive: Bitcoin Pricing Call
Here is a scoop that would make Kara Swisher cry with envy: SVChronicle has managed to obtain the transcript of this week’s Bitcoin pricing call, reproduced in its entirety below. Jim: “Hello everyone More...
College Graduate Realizes That ‘Six Figure Life’ Refers To His Student Loan
Jim Collyer, a recent college graduate, realized something very important – that when people have been referring to a ‘six figure life’ for college graduates, all along, they have been referring More...
Google Executive Fails To Notice Missing Zeros In His Pay
Mountain View, CA: Sundaresan, who had left Microsoft to work at Google two years back, was visibly embarrassed to admit to his family and friends during a party this Friday night that he had just realized that More...