In what can only be described as a stroke of blind luck, PG finally found two people who can code in Arc, and before the innocent folks could realize what was going on, PG had handed over the HN codebase and scooted off.

The two coders were part of the recent celebrations of Arc hitting a major milestone (Read: Arc Hits A New Milestone: 10 Programmers Worldwide) when they were spotted by PG. “We definitely did not see this coming” John Traveler, one of the two poor souls, told SVChronicle. “I mean, it is not about HN or Arc – it is about my health. Doctors have advised me to keep away from stuff that would impact my blood pressure” he clarified.

James Clone, the other poor soul, was seen pulling out his hairs looking at HN code. “At this rate,I will be completely bald by midnight” he told our SVChronicle reporter, who is popular in HN circles for his stunning scoop on Z Combinator.