Apple Investing In Black Magic To Get Product Ideas From Steve Jobs

Realizing that the product pipeline is more or less empty, Apple is using some of its huge cash pile to do something useful – try Black Magic to get some new product ideas from Steve Jobs. Apple sources told More...

Startup Founder’s Sudden Craziness Traced Back To Purchase Of Walter Isaacson’s Book

Shocked Employees of (the recently renamed) OrangeInc LLC finally cracked the puzzle – their Founder CEO, Adam Woodshedder, had purchased Walter Isaacson’s ‘Steve Jobs’ from Amazon.com exactly More...

Steve Jobs Actually Lived For 150 Years

Academic researchers at the University of Waterloo have confirmed that Steve Jobs actually lived for 150 years. “Based on the fact that everyone seems to have an experience with Steve Jobs, and the fact that he More...