Apple Investing In Black Magic To Get Product Ideas From Steve Jobs
Realizing that the product pipeline is more or less empty, Apple is using some of its huge cash pile to do something useful – try Black Magic to get some new product ideas from Steve Jobs. Apple sources told More...
IT Audit Reveals 13 ‘Single Version of Truth’ Projects
The annual IT projects audit at a Fortune 500 firm revealed a surprising fact – 13 different projects were working towards a stated objective of ‘Single Version of Truth’ for the exact same piece More...
Inability To Spot Air Bubbles In Broad Daylight To Be Called ‘Andreessen Syndrome’
The American Medical Association has finally agreed upon a name for a behavior that many patients, particularly in California exhibit – genuine trouble in spotting air bubbles, even in broad daylight. The More...
Startup Founder’s Sudden Craziness Traced Back To Purchase Of Walter Isaacson’s Book
Shocked Employees of (the recently renamed) OrangeInc LLC finally cracked the puzzle – their Founder CEO, Adam Woodshedder, had purchased Walter Isaacson’s ‘Steve Jobs’ from Amazon.com exactly More...
ConMen arrested for cheating VCs by setting up Garages In SFO Bay Area
SFO Police have arrested a group of four people on charges of cheating venture capitalists into giving them money in the form of ‘investment’ by setting up Garages in different neighborhoods. “They More...
Tim Cook Modifying Last Year’s Slides For September 10
“It’s basically the same thing, just a new color maybe and some millimeters added here and there for the iPhones and iPads – and yes, some display changes” Tim Cook was heard instructing More...
Corporate IT Team Runs Out Of TLAs (Three Letter Acronyms)
The corporate IT team of a Fortune 500 corporate today admitted that it has exhausted all possible combinations of three letters in the alphabet – all 17,576 combinations have already been used as acronyms More...
SVChronicle Exclusive: Interview With Steve Wozniak On ‘Jobs’
Here is an excerpt of an exclusive SVChronicle interview with Apple Co-founder Steve Wozniak, on the recently released Ashton Kutcher movie ‘Jobs’. FV: Hello, Steve! Woz: Exactly. That is what they should More...
‘Pivoting Plan’ Made Mandatory For Pitching VCs
Meet the new slide in town: ‘Pivoting Plan’. “Basically we just want to know when these guys plan to shut up and embrace reality” a GP with a top tier VC fund told SVChronicle “That’s More...
Marissa’s Challenge To Yahoo Employees: USD 1 Million To Answer ‘What Is Yahoo?’
Frustrated with having to come up with excuses when asked ‘What Is Yahoo’ in many public forums, Yahoo CEO Marissa Meyer has taken the challenge to Yahoo employees – she has announced a million More...