Breakthrough: Mathematicians Estimate Amazon’s ‘Long Term’
A group of elite mathematicians have finally solved a problem that has puzzled millions of investors for about two decades now. “It took us about four years to get here, but man does it feel good” John Calculus, the lead mathematician, told SVChronicle. “I was working on the P versus NP problem for about 10 years before moving onto More...
SVChronicle Exclusive: Snapchat’s Shark Tank Pitch
SVChronicle has gained exclusive access to an episode of Shark Tank that was shot but not aired – one in which Snapchat was looking for money from the sharks. It was a surprisingly short pitch and SVChronicle More...
Twenty More Satoshis Waiting For Reporters To Turn Up
“This is the last item on my checklist” a visibly excited Satoshi Nakamoto told SVChronicle, as he hung up the phone on a Reporter as soon as the Reporter asked about Bitcoin. “I have asked all More...
SVChronicle Exclusive: Bitcoin Pricing Call
Here is a scoop that would make Kara Swisher cry with envy: SVChronicle has managed to obtain the transcript of this week’s Bitcoin pricing call, reproduced in its entirety below. Jim: “Hello everyone More...
US Government In Touch With BlackBerry
The United States Government, that is partially shut down right now, has reached out to the top management of RIM to understand some best practices on how to build a business case for buyouts and/or survival without More...
IT Audit Reveals 13 ‘Single Version of Truth’ Projects
The annual IT projects audit at a Fortune 500 firm revealed a surprising fact – 13 different projects were working towards a stated objective of ‘Single Version of Truth’ for the exact same piece More...
Tim Cook Modifying Last Year’s Slides For September 10
“It’s basically the same thing, just a new color maybe and some millimeters added here and there for the iPhones and iPads – and yes, some display changes” Tim Cook was heard instructing More...
College Graduate Realizes That ‘Six Figure Life’ Refers To His Student Loan
Jim Collyer, a recent college graduate, realized something very important – that when people have been referring to a ‘six figure life’ for college graduates, all along, they have been referring More...
Steve Jobs Actually Lived For 150 Years
Academic researchers at the University of Waterloo have confirmed that Steve Jobs actually lived for 150 years. “Based on the fact that everyone seems to have an experience with Steve Jobs, and the fact that he More...
Social-Capital Launches T-Fund To Reinvent Toilet-Time Behavior
“It’s the next big thing – an attention span that is totally unique and uninterrupted” Chamath Pahalipitiya, partner at Social-Capital said at the launch of the T-Fund – a $100 Million fund that will help More...