NYSE Confirms That It Is All Set To Screw-Up Twitter’s IPO
“We will match the NASDAQ, and do one better” NYSE officials told a press conference here in New York today. “I mean, this is a technology war of sorts. We see the facebook and twitter logos together everywhere, every single discussion on ‘social media’ always refers to facebook and twitter together – how can the More...
US Govt Might List On NYSE
Following Twitter’s announcement that it would list on NYSE despite growing losses, the US Government is seriously considering an option to list itself on NYSE. “Yes, they lose millions, we lose trillions. More...
Zuckerberg Buys Half of Palo Alto Using ‘The House Next Door’ Reasoning
When Facebook engineers first heard the news that their CEO had bought all four houses next to his own house, it was basically just 4 houses – but they definitely spotted the ‘programmer’s clue’ More...
Instacart Expands Service to Chicago with New Partnership Model
Instacart, a Bay Area grocery delivery service aimed at millennial social media influencers, announced today that it has partnered with Trader Joes, the Chicago Bears and Rahm Emanuel to expand its service to the More...
All Residents Above 30 Asked To Evacuate The Bay Area
In what is being perceived as a controversial move, the Santa Clara county today served a notice to all its residents above 30 to evacuate the area, unless they have a net worth of 5 Million dollars or more. “Truth More...
TechCrunch Launches Exclusive Y Combinator News Website
In response to Y Combinator’s reduction in investment size per story, Tech news website TechCrunch, recently announced a new subscription-based website for SV insiders named TechCrunchy Under the structure of More...
“So When Do You Work, Dad?” Son Asks IT Manager After ‘Bring Kids To Work’ Day
John Smith, IT Manager with a software firm, was left struggling for words trying to answer his six year old son’s question last evening. His son, Dave, had spent the whole day in the office with John – More...
Business Insider Releases ‘Sensationalize’ API
Close on the heels of getting sued by Merriam-Webster, popular gossip blog Business Insider has released an API to cater to bloggers around the world. Called the ‘Sensationalize’ API, the tool helps More...
Google inadvertently posts ‘We are shutting down Bump’
There was some embarrassment for Google today – for a few minutes, the post that was supposed to say “We are happy to have Bump join our team. Together we would change the landscape of contacts sharing” More...
Marissa Meyer: ‘This Month, Yahoo Is A Personalization Company’
The million dollar contest for Yahoo employees has a winner: ‘Yahoo Is A Personalization Company’. “Everyone has been asking me ‘What Is Yahoo?’ – the fact is we do everything More...