Fed Up With Dead-Slow Internet on iMac, Apple Fan Changes His Middle Name To ‘Idiot’
“This is the latest iMac in the market, and I have a 20 Mbps connection and the latest versions of all browsers – and web pages are loading in less than dial-up speeds. I sure must be an idiot – More...
Apple Investing In Black Magic To Get Product Ideas From Steve Jobs
Realizing that the product pipeline is more or less empty, Apple is using some of its huge cash pile to do something useful – try Black Magic to get some new product ideas from Steve Jobs. Apple sources told More...
Startup Founder’s Sudden Craziness Traced Back To Purchase Of Walter Isaacson’s Book
Shocked Employees of (the recently renamed) OrangeInc LLC finally cracked the puzzle – their Founder CEO, Adam Woodshedder, had purchased Walter Isaacson’s ‘Steve Jobs’ from Amazon.com exactly More...
Tim Cook Modifying Last Year’s Slides For September 10
“It’s basically the same thing, just a new color maybe and some millimeters added here and there for the iPhones and iPads – and yes, some display changes” Tim Cook was heard instructing More...
SVChronicle Exclusive: Interview With Steve Wozniak On ‘Jobs’
Here is an excerpt of an exclusive SVChronicle interview with Apple Co-founder Steve Wozniak, on the recently released Ashton Kutcher movie ‘Jobs’. FV: Hello, Steve! Woz: Exactly. That is what they should More...
Trash Can Maker Sues Apple For Mac Pro Design
“Initially I thought there was just some similarity” Mr Mcdowell, President of Western TrashCans LLC told SVChronicle. “When I saw it in the theatres, my doubts were confirmed – it is basically More...
Steve Jobs Actually Lived For 150 Years
Academic researchers at the University of Waterloo have confirmed that Steve Jobs actually lived for 150 years. “Based on the fact that everyone seems to have an experience with Steve Jobs, and the fact that he More...
Wozniak: I knew Apple’s iPad Design Was A Disaster
In yet another attack on Apple’s way of doing things, Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak has called Apple’s iPad design ‘a disaster’. “Back when I was at Apple, we did things in a different way. You know, More...