Facebook Confirms ‘Missing Decimal Point’ Bug In Acquisitions Software
Calling it a ‘huge embarrassment’, Facebook’s public relations office today admitted that the software used by its mergers and acquisitions team might have had a serious bug all along. The bug More...
PG Finds Two People Who Can Code In Arc – Hands Over HN and Scoots off
In what can only be described as a stroke of blind luck, PG finally found two people who can code in Arc, and before the innocent folks could realize what was going on, PG had handed over the HN codebase and scooted More...
Fed Up With Dead-Slow Internet on iMac, Apple Fan Changes His Middle Name To ‘Idiot’
“This is the latest iMac in the market, and I have a 20 Mbps connection and the latest versions of all browsers – and web pages are loading in less than dial-up speeds. I sure must be an idiot – More...
SVChronicle Exclusive: Snapchat’s Shark Tank Pitch
SVChronicle has gained exclusive access to an episode of Shark Tank that was shot but not aired – one in which Snapchat was looking for money from the sharks. It was a surprisingly short pitch and SVChronicle More...
Dropbox Reps Giving Away ‘Store Online, Earn Money’ Cards In NY Subway Stations
SVChronicle reporters today spotted quite a few folks with Dropbox T-Shirts giving away some cards that actually gave users 1 TB in storage online, plus an additional 10 dollars in cash for doing so. When our puzzled More...
Twenty More Satoshis Waiting For Reporters To Turn Up
“This is the last item on my checklist” a visibly excited Satoshi Nakamoto told SVChronicle, as he hung up the phone on a Reporter as soon as the Reporter asked about Bitcoin. “I have asked all More...
Hundreds of 10X Engineers Found Hiding On Wall Street
“Oh there you are!” was the reaction of the investigative team charged with finding all the 10X engineers missing from Silicon Valley. Hundreds of these engineers have been found hiding on Wall Street, More...
Kevin Systrom Diagnosed With Ctrl-Z Syndrome
Kevin Systrom, the founder of Instagram (that was sold to Facebook for a cool billion dollars) has been diagnosed with a reasonably new syndrome called ‘Ctrl-Z Syndrome’, according to sources. “Well, More...
Amazon’s New Drones To Deliver Profits
Amazon is on a roll. Just a few weeks after the drone-delivery demo that took the technology world by storm, the retailer is in the news again for drones – but this tine, the drones will reportedly deliver More...
SVChronicle Exclusive: Leaked – Snapchat’s Entire Business Plan Document
SVChronicle has gained access to Snapchat’s Business Plan document – at 203 pages, the long, thoughtful and well-written document would be a slap-in-the-face for all critics, including ourselves. The More...